Definitions by Auron117

Ambimasturbatrous 

You can masterbate with left or right hand.

"Adam... You are masturbating with your left hand I thought you were a righty?"

"Nope... I'm ambimasturbatrous!"

"...What?"

Ambimasturbatrous by Auron117 February 11, 2017

Fart Slush

When one has a really wet flatulence which leaves a slushy brown substance in ones undergarment.

Man you should change your boxers there is fart slush dripping down your leg!

Fart Slush by Auron117 September 11, 2015

Fart Dust 

A really dry flatulence which upon exiting the anus emits dust which then can be seen on the inner lining of the undergarment as a powder like substance which falls away upon removal of said undergarment.

Hey Bill, check out my collection of fart dust I have here in this jar. It weighs almost 10 pounds!

Fart Dust by Auron117 September 11, 2015

Cock Tonic

A tonic derived from ones cock!

Carl! Why are you drinking that shit? It tastes like Cock Tonic ya fucking Cock Tonic drinking fuck!

Cock Tonic by Auron117 March 2, 2015