Auron117's definitions

Cock Tonic

A tonic derived from ones cock!

Carl! Why are you drinking that shit? It tastes like Cock Tonic ya fucking Cock Tonic drinking fuck!

by Auron117 March 2, 2015

Ambimasturbatrous

You can masterbate with left or right hand.

"Adam... You are masturbating with your left hand I thought you were a righty?"

"Nope... I'm ambimasturbatrous!"

"...What?"

by Auron117 February 11, 2017

Fart Slush

When one has a really wet flatulence which leaves a slushy brown substance in ones undergarment.

Man you should change your boxers there is fart slush dripping down your leg!

by Auron117 September 11, 2015

Fart Dust

A really dry flatulence which upon exiting the anus emits dust which then can be seen on the inner lining of the undergarment as a powder like substance which falls away upon removal of said undergarment.

Hey Bill, check out my collection of fart dust I have here in this jar. It weighs almost 10 pounds!

by Auron117 September 11, 2015