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Cock Swap 

In the event of a cock block where one male cock blocks another male, the blocking male may attempt to steal the opposing male's target and swap the blocked cock with his.
This is usually done out of spite of the blocked male.
Charlie: I totally cock blocked Michael the other day.

Kevin: You should have gone further and cock swapped him.

Charlie: Yeah I should have.......... And... I SHALL!
Cock Swap by lazersintime January 12, 2011
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Cock Swap 

Cock swap is when one party cock blocks, only to replace said lost cock with an alternative one.
Gay guy A is about to hook up with gay guy B, when gay guy C cock swaps causing guy B to leave.
Cock Swap by Gay Guy A January 17, 2009

Cock Swap 

When two girls mutually agree to "swap" their respective boyfriend's cock for the other's.
Mary and Betty were tired of fucking their boyfriends, so they agreed to cock swap for the night.
Cock Swap by spunkjordan June 4, 2016

cock swap 

The act of cumming in someones mouth then spitting it onto someone elses cock
Josh: Yo Tim wanna cock swap with Amelia
Tim: Sure
cock swap by HandyMan12388 May 16, 2018

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Originial term to describe a man's "virtual penis" in chat rooms on the internet. After finding that the term sounded a little gay, e-peen was adopted.
Jason: thanx newb
Jason: fng
Jeremy: What is fng anyways
Jason: fucking narcissistic generalist
Jeremy: Wow...you're quite a tough guy online jason =). Your swap cock must be humongous!
swap cock by nayrsivart October 16, 2008
Whereas 'Cockblocking' is the act of preventing someone from getting laid, the act of 'Cockswapping' is when the swapper purposely blocks the sexual attempts of a third party, only to move in after they've ruined everything for their own personal gain.

A cockswapper knowingly uses lies, money, or any other means to steal a potential sexual partner from someone else.

A cockswap can be performed by men and women, however is mostly used as a term by men, as women usually just call the offending party a 'slut'.
"I was talking to this girl, and then Bob told me she was ugly, and I could do better. Then, later that night, he cockswapped, and told her I called her ugly, and slept with her. What a prick!"
Cockswap by Gamingtrevor June 22, 2010
Whe you cockblock someone who was gonna cockblock you only if it's between males.
Yo I was about to spleef with my bro, but then my other bro cockswap'd me. Fucking spheri cockswap'd me!
Cockswap by NotFB January 7, 2020