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Whereas 'Cockblocking' is the act of preventing someone from getting laid, the act of 'Cockswapping' is when the swapper purposely blocks the sexual attempts of a third party, only to move in after they've ruined everything for their own personal gain.

A cockswapper knowingly uses lies, money, or any other means to steal a potential sexual partner from someone else.

A cockswap can be performed by men and women, however is mostly used as a term by men, as women usually just call the offending party a 'slut'.
"I was talking to this girl, and then Bob told me she was ugly, and I could do better. Then, later that night, he cockswapped, and told her I called her ugly, and slept with her. What a prick!"
Cockswap by Gamingtrevor June 22, 2010
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Whe you cockblock someone who was gonna cockblock you only if it's between males.
Yo I was about to spleef with my bro, but then my other bro cockswap'd me. Fucking spheri cockswap'd me!
Cockswap by NotFB January 7, 2020

cockswat 

To slap someone with your erect penis, usually in the face.
My bitch was giving me a terrible blowjob so I had to cockswat her.
cockswat by Chama Pakalolo February 4, 2009

cockswallop 

A cockswallop is when you grab a guys Cock with one hand and lift his cock up to clear a path for a punch to the balls, insuring that the balls take all the brute force of the punch.
Ash keeps talking shit out in the lineup while surfing, if he keeps it up I’m going to give the cunt a cockswallop he won’t forget.
cockswallop by Husky simons July 22, 2019

Cockswallogy 

Jane majored in Cockswallogy in college, but was only able to find a job in porn with her degree as a Cockswallogist.
Cockswallogy by Yerac July 18, 2009

cockslap 

to slap someone with one's cock; to cockslap someone is to assert one's dominance/superiority. Also, girls like it when you do this to them.
"Hey dude, I don't have the money yet."
"Don't make me cockslap you!"
cockslap by warren November 26, 2002

Cockslapper 

When you're high as fuck and you hear a fucking hilarious joke bro
"Dude that was a fuckin' cockslapper bro"

"Joseph told me a joke the other day that was a hell of a good cockslapper"
Cockslapper by Weed Jesus November 3, 2019
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