Cock Strain

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The mild pain felt after masturbating many times in one day.

Caused by the constant tension of the Penis Muscle, could also be caused by keeping the penis in an unnatural position.
(Basically, it's just because Person A has had an erection for a long time)

*Start Call*

John: Hey fam, I met this sket Jane, wanna go shag her tonite?

John2: Nah fam, I got Cock Strain init.

John: Fuckin' Ell John2, You need to stop jackin', ya' feel me?

John2: Yeah sorry Bruv.

*End Call*

Cock Strain by Clownshitter November 2, 2017

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cock stain

Stain from ones penis, what you'd find on a single males' bed sheets. Used to belittle and offend other males.

Get outa my face you little cock stain before I bitch slap your ass!!!!

cock stain by The Big Frazbo October 1, 2006

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Cock stain

Some freaky arse white shit.

"Whats a cock stain?"
"some freaky arse white shit, those white boys get those white girls to do anything, you wanna do a cock stain?"
"Hell No!"

Cock stain by Claremydia October 26, 2008

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cock stained balls

When you're banging a tranny in the butt when she is lying down. You're so into it that you don't see her jacking one off and she nuts on your Dick causing Cock Stained Balls.

Last night I was doing slippery Sally hard in the ass, right? All of a sudden she busts a nut right on my balls. Fuckin' cock stained balls, man...

cock stained balls by Jacques Leroux November 9, 2015

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cock strainer

1. One who strains, or sucks a cock
2. A real bastard

Brian's a dirty low-down cock strainer!

cock strainer by Ryan January 19, 2005

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cock stain

to call someone a cock stain.

man fuck off, you a COCK STAIN.

cock stain by myrealnameisbrent August 20, 2011

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cock stain

1. when there is a man with an erection infront of you and masterbaits until he cums all over your t-shirt and you walk around with a white stain.

2.when a man with an erection masterbaits and cums in a glass then splashes it all over you

1.did you see carol at the party last night? she had a cock stain

2. run he's gunna give us a cock stain!

cock stain by Jurazz January 14, 2008

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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