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Cock Strain 

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The mild pain felt after masturbating many times in one day.

Caused by the constant tension of the Penis Muscle, could also be caused by keeping the penis in an unnatural position.
(Basically, it's just because Person A has had an erection for a long time)
*Start Call*

John: Hey fam, I met this sket Jane, wanna go shag her tonite?

John2: Nah fam, I got Cock Strain init.

John: Fuckin' Ell John2, You need to stop jackin', ya' feel me?

John2: Yeah sorry Bruv.

*End Call*
Cock Strain by Clownshitter November 2, 2017
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cock stain 

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Stain from ones penis, what you'd find on a single males' bed sheets. Used to belittle and offend other males.
Get outa my face you little cock stain before I bitch slap your ass!!!!
cock stain by The Big Frazbo October 1, 2006

Cock stain 

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"Whats a cock stain?"
"some freaky arse white shit, those white boys get those white girls to do anything, you wanna do a cock stain?"
"Hell No!"
Cock stain by Claremydia October 26, 2008

cock stained balls 

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When you're banging a tranny in the butt when she is lying down. You're so into it that you don't see her jacking one off and she nuts on your Dick causing Cock Stained Balls.
Last night I was doing slippery Sally hard in the ass, right? All of a sudden she busts a nut right on my balls. Fuckin' cock stained balls, man...

cock strainer 

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1. One who strains, or sucks a cock
2. A real bastard
Brian's a dirty low-down cock strainer!
cock strainer by Ryan January 19, 2005

cock stain 

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to call someone a cock stain.
man fuck off, you a COCK STAIN.
cock stain by myrealnameisbrent August 20, 2011

cock stain 

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1. when there is a man with an erection infront of you and masterbaits until he cums all over your t-shirt and you walk around with a white stain.

2.when a man with an erection masterbaits and cums in a glass then splashes it all over you
1.did you see carol at the party last night? she had a cock stain

2. run he's gunna give us a cock stain!
cock stain by Jurazz January 14, 2008
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