Cock Sammy 

A sexual act made by the chupacabra

I hear the chupacabra knows how to treat a lady, he gave her a cock sammy.

Cock Sammy by Jeremy Robbins February 15, 2009

sammy shrimp cock

Sammy Shrimp Cock is a kid with a very small penis, that resembles the size of a shrimp. This is based on a kid named Sam Kamkar, who's penis got very small from steroids, and no girl will have sex with him. So instead of having sex, he picks on kids at school.

Did you see that? That kid has a Sammy Shrimp Cock, it was really small.

sammy shrimp cock by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017

Cock sammich 

1) A sandwich containing a penis
2) An exclamation, best used when something would be called gay.

1) What is the best kind of sammich? A cock sammich, of course.
2) COCK SAMMICH! I BIT MY TONGUE AGAIN!

Cock sammich by KintarosTiger November 15, 2009

OPEN-FACED COCK SAMMICH SMOTHERED IN UNDERWEAR 

a perennial favorite amongst all "peter-puffers" and "pickle sniffers." When they're in the mood for Asian cuisine, they opt for the ultra-chunky "Chinese Gay Soup."

Stephan and David ordered the lunch special at the "Buttlover's Bistro" --
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.

OPEN-FACED COCK SAMMICH SMOTHERED IN UNDERWEAR by weave October 28, 2003

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016