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cock rocking 

When someone puts pop rocks in their mouth and gives a blowjob.
"I totally blew a huge load from the cock rocking she gave me last night."
cock rocking by slowfib & blorgetta September 8, 2009
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Cock Rocking 

The opposite of cock blocking; a friend who helps you get pussy
Nick: "You this kicks ass, erika was totaly cock rocking last night!"

Danielle: "I know, you tapped that shit

Cock Rocking Twat Waffle 

A very unclean female that likes sucking dick so much because her twat looks like a retard smashed it in with a sledge hammer ............ruint vage
when she took her pants her twat looked so nasty he screamed O NO you cock rocking twat waffle thats discusting

Rocking out with your cock out 

1)Something you wish you could do when you see a very attractive young lady. It may get you in trouble but no one does it to my knowledge.

2) Another way to show how small or how big your dick really is.
Quinn: Dude, look at that hot girl over there!

Brock: Rocking out with your cock out.

cock-rockin 

a term used to refer to a handjob, can be considered masterbation, or getting a handjob from a girl (preferable)

derived from the fact that my friends say i used the word handjob in excess, hence i crafted a new word for the same activity
i downloaded this new porn and i was cock-rockin all night.

dude, did she suck? nah man, she just rocked cock.
cock-rockin by lee hamilton January 26, 2005

Rockin Cock 

It's just a dildo with a bluetooth speaker duct taped to the sack.
Honey, I wanna spice things up, grab me the good ol' rockin cock.
Rockin Cock by Cr.4.zy April 3, 2019

rockin' my cock off 

a phrase said when something/someone is really stellar
nico: "dude take a bite of this creampuff"
ruby: "ohh my god man this is totes rockin' my cock off rn this is so good"
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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