Cock Reaching

When someone make a lame ass attempt to turn what another said into a gay comment, but totally fails. It's a known fact, that cock reachers perform the act of cock reaching to divert attention from their own gayness.

Person1: "I ate pizza today for lunch."
Person2: "Oh, I bet you do like putting large triangular things inside your mouth."
Person2 is clearly guilty of cock reaching.

by NoReaching September 11, 2009

Roaching that cock

When you take A jar of Cock Roaches at least 20 roaches and you dump them onto your dick for at least 1 hour to eat your dick cheese

Cant wait to roaching that cock when i get home

by Flicker Bigger August 3, 2024

cockroaching

A double handed female masturbation technique preformed on your back with both legs in the air, sometimes while sleeping.

Did you see Mal cockroaching last night?

Yeh i think she finished in like 4 minutes.

by MSU Underwater Hockey January 2, 2009

Cockroaching

(V). The act of engaging in coitus with your partner by finding the most tender spot on your partners body and drilling a hole in it. Then proceed to insert your penis into the open wound.

Hey bro me and my girl tried cockroaching last night. It got messy, but 10/10 would recommend!

by TheAllSeeingThirdEye May 9, 2017

cockroaching

When your partner frantically stabs at your balls with their heels while you try to escape under the bed.

In the heat of passion, my girlfriend started cockroaching me

by willa zea September 5, 2008

dead cockroaching

when you lay on your back with your arms and legs dangling in the air

dudeee,dead cockroaching is better than planking!

by musicislife15 March 14, 2012

cockroaching

When your partner frantically stabs at your balls with their heels while you try to escape under the bed.

In the heat of passion, Mariano's girlfriend started cockroaching him

by Willa Zea September 2, 2008