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cock puncher

one who punches others in the nuts or cock.
Dude#1: dude my nuts hurt so bad
Dude#2: why
Dude#1: some random cock puncher hit me
cock puncher by Seth W. Ramsey October 19, 2008

Cock Puncher

Steven Seagal's role in the 2008 Onion Movie.
Steven Seagal is such a cock puncher.
Cock Puncher by B. Patterson September 1, 2009

Cockmuncher

One who munches and sucks on penises.
Also a commonly used insult.
"That whore is such a cockmuncher"

"I hate you...you're such a cockmuncher."
Cockmuncher by Neel Vora January 11, 2006

cockmuncher

one who munches cock profusely , i.e. a hoe
cockmuncher by swonage February 2, 2003

Smegma Cockmuncher

A slang term for a really tall hairy half indian half belgian half big foot guy. Hobbies include gooning , Ass ramming, rectum raiding, anal licking, eat da poo poo and eating chicken nuggets. Enjoys munching smegma cock, Hench the name smegma cock 'Muncher'.
I wanna munch some smegma with that smegma cockmuncher

Cockmuncher

Literally, it simply refers to any living organism that munches cock in any form. Since introduced by teenagers in the late 2010s, it can have a wide variety of meanings, virtually anything you desire while considering the level of offense you wish it to have. It can also be used as a conversation initiator. asshole dickfuck tittyfuck my ass Good day hello Superb My dick hurts
(Silence) Person 1:Cockmuncher? Person 2:Cockmuncher!!

1: Have you seen my dildos? 2. Shut up you fucking cockmuncher.
Cockmuncher by aidsface45 June 24, 2012
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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