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Cock Flopper 

A guy who likes to shake his junk a lot. Especially while wearing loose fitting shorts so that their junk makes a slapping noise against their leg. This is often perfomed naked in front of mirrors.
Thelma: I caught Brad shaking his junk in front of the mirror when he got out of the shower.

Beth: OMG! He is such a cock flopper!
Cock Flopper by mbaby13 December 18, 2009
Words you can keep

Cock Flopper 

A fat or very ugly chick who causes stiff erections to flop.
Nicole is such a cock flopper no guy could ever keep it up around that slore.
Cock Flopper by mbaby13 December 18, 2009

Cock Flopper 

When a women is extremely easy and you could "flop cock on the table" and turn it into a fun night.
I was at the bar yesterday when a cock flopper came out of nowhere. That night was crazy
Cock Flopper by Virginityburgler69 November 26, 2017

Flopped Some Cock

The descriptive act of insulting a family member, friend, or stranger, by displaying personal defense implements in an aggressive fashion, while also drawing maximum attention to your actions.
I flopped some cock on my cousin, because she was wearing a Hillary t-shirt.
Flopped Some Cock by Mike McArock December 8, 2016

Cockflopper 

A particularly ugly female whose hideous looks cause the most rampant penis to "flop" - to-wit a {cockflopper}
The {cockflopper} before me severed the last shreds of my hetrosexuality
Cockflopper by Fat Vicar May 28, 2015

Cockflopper 

female or instance that immediately makes your manhood floppy.
Fat people having sex, road kill, your mom knocking on your door when you're getting a BJ.

Those two slamhogs making out in public is a real Cockflopper.
Cockflopper by Jay Ownz September 28, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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