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Cock Chops 

When you trim your pubic hair but leave a bush on both sides of your cock like mutton chops.
Hey man, I am totally shaving my junk into a nice set of cock chops.
Cock Chops by ChopperSicBawls November 19, 2009
Words you can keep

cock chops 

Secret snowboarding term used when your mate has made a complete mug of themselves on the piste. From this day forward there's no return for them and they will forever be know as a cock chop.
"Where's Tim?"

"Who?"

"Tim"

"Oh you mean cock chops?, he's at the bar"

"Oi, cock chops, get us a beer"
cock chops by Ulrich Schnauss March 25, 2008

cock chops 

A word used to call someone, to represent them sucking cock.
cock chops by Warreno7 July 31, 2005

Cock in the Chops

Having a penis slapped across your butt cheeks or in between your butt crack, thus having, a Cock in the Chops.
Bro, I gave Molly a cock in the chops last night, her ass cheeks are the best!

cock chaps 

Noun - Really thick pussy lips that engulf a cock, protecting it like a pair of chaps.

Noun - The condition one's cock gets after abusing themselves excessively.
You know that girl Tasha? She got drunk last night and showed me her cock chaps!

Man, since I've been bed ridden for three weeks I've gotten a raging case of cock chaps!
cock chaps by GDub20 February 11, 2005

Cock and chips 

A woman who likes lot's of sex, especially with different men.
That Lucy, I bet she loves Cock and chips.
Cock and chips by Pudding May 15, 2007

cockchops 

Cock, referring to the male penis. Chops referring to face. Knobface.
Oi you, cockchops, get away from my definition.
cockchops by Uberrob June 2, 2005
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I hit a real purple patch.

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