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Cock Chops 

When you trim your pubic hair but leave a bush on both sides of your cock like mutton chops.
Hey man, I am totally shaving my junk into a nice set of cock chops.
Cock Chops by ChopperSicBawls November 19, 2009
Words you can keep

cock chops 

Secret snowboarding term used when your mate has made a complete mug of themselves on the piste. From this day forward there's no return for them and they will forever be know as a cock chop.
"Where's Tim?"

"Who?"

"Tim"

"Oh you mean cock chops?, he's at the bar"

"Oi, cock chops, get us a beer"
cock chops by Ulrich Schnauss March 25, 2008

cock chops 

A word used to call someone, to represent them sucking cock.
oi cock chops, fuck off!
cock chops by Warreno7 July 31, 2005

Cock in the Chops

Having a penis slapped across your butt cheeks or in between your butt crack, thus having, a Cock in the Chops.
Bro, I gave Molly a cock in the chops last night, her ass cheeks are the best!

cock chaps 

Noun - Really thick pussy lips that engulf a cock, protecting it like a pair of chaps.

Noun - The condition one's cock gets after abusing themselves excessively.
You know that girl Tasha? She got drunk last night and showed me her cock chaps!

Man, since I've been bed ridden for three weeks I've gotten a raging case of cock chaps!
cock chaps by GDub20 February 11, 2005

Cock and chips 

A woman who likes lot's of sex, especially with different men.
That Lucy, I bet she loves Cock and chips.
Cock and chips by Pudding May 15, 2007

cockchops 

Cock, referring to the male penis. Chops referring to face. Knobface.
Oi you, cockchops, get away from my definition.
cockchops by Uberrob June 2, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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