Cock Blocked by Steve Jobs
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Cockblocked by Steve Jobs
The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.
Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.
Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs
Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs
Cockblocked by Steve Jobs by FreshPrince369 February 27, 2009
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Cockblocked by Steve Jobs
Victim: I wanna duck you in my parents ned. Tight cow.
Babe: ...?
Pervy Onlooker: Cockblocked by Steve Jobs again? That ducks, man.
Babe: ...?
Pervy Onlooker: Cockblocked by Steve Jobs again? That ducks, man.
Cockblocked by Steve Jobs by Vonnegut better. September 5, 2013
Shackteâu
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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