Cock Bean

Someone Thats Acts Like An Imature Dick Without Noticing They Do It Basically <3

Dude1: "Dude Yuur Actin Like A Dick"
Dude2: "What?! Im Just Being Me"
Dude1: "Well...Then Yuur A Cock Bean"

by Samantha''Jayne <3 October 9, 2007

Bean Cock

A small, bean shaped penis. Often found on some Asian men and MDMA users. While usually used to describe a particularly bean-shaped appendage, it is often generalised to contain any small penis. Another reason to not do drugs, kids.

"Oi, JC has a Bean Cock!"
"Chris' overuse of ecstasy had left him with a small, inert, Bean Cock."

by ThatDamnScottishGuy March 2, 2015

big beaner cock

Big beaner cock a beaner with a big cock

He has a bbc a big beaner cock his is huge

by Daddyhectoes February 26, 2022

cockbean

The dead skin scraped from one's penis forming a bean shaped thing of dead cock skin.

That man threw a cockbean at me so I ate it

by Ethn1gga December 16, 2019

Cockbeans

Testicles. Enough said.

Shut up, or I'm going to kick you in the Cockbeans!

by Jason July 16, 2008