Cock Bean

Someone Thats Acts Like An Imature Dick Without Noticing They Do It Basically <3

Dude1: "Dude Yuur Actin Like A Dick"
Dude2: "What?! Im Just Being Me"
Dude1: "Well...Then Yuur A Cock Bean"

by Samantha''Jayne <3 September 25, 2007

Bean Cock

A small, bean shaped penis. Often found on some Asian men and MDMA users. While usually used to describe a particularly bean-shaped appendage, it is often generalised to contain any small penis. Another reason to not do drugs, kids.

"Oi, JC has a Bean Cock!"
"Chris' overuse of ecstasy had left him with a small, inert, Bean Cock."

by ThatDamnScottishGuy March 02, 2015