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Cocaine titties 

The burst of excitement felt in one's breast upon the initial sexual touch of a partner's genitalia on the recipient's body.
yeah my date was the shit bro. When I sat on him I got the cocaine titties.
Cocaine titties by aretegroup September 19, 2016

Cocaine Tits 

Referring to the deflated breasts of a female who abuses Cocaine. The appearance is generally accepted as unsightly: pickled areola, nipples seemingly sad or otherwise uninterested in being part of the boob, vicious tiger stripes/stretch marks, severe drooping or the appearance of being subjected to mega-gravitational pull.

Upon touch, Cocaine Tits are said to resemble the feel of cheap sandwich baggies half full of water
Him: So, bro. Did you tag that last night?!

His friend: ...Yeah. I ...I tagged it...

Him: Why the long face, bro?

His friend: She had a mean case of Coke tit

Him: Nooooo...aw God that sucks. I thought she'd have

slammin rack

His friend: I thought that too, until she took off her bra and I witnessed a slow motion waterfall of fail flappers cascade halfway down her stomach.

Him: Fuck...I didn't even know she did coke.

His friend: Oh, dude. You don't remember Herald's party?

Him: Well I mean...does ANYONE remember that party? It was fucki-

His friend: She sucked 4, count em, 4 black dudes off in the bathroom for a bump of shitty ghetto powder that was stepped on so fucking hard that the only thing that looks more stepped on is her listless, shapeless Cocaine Tits.

Him: That's straight fucked, bro.

His friend: Straight fucked.
Cocaine Tits by Federal Expression October 21, 2011

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026