Cocaine Dick

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A formative word pulled from slang from the 90's, indicates a popular male penis among females, known by uhhhmmmm you could say word of mouth 👄😺👄😺👄😺

Stones in my shoe, walking all day, wondering why my life sometimes feels this way.

Little white lines gonna pave on blacktop tar.

Cocaine dick. Cocaine dick. Guys got a hemi powered cocaine dick, fast and tall, top at the stall....man's got that cocaine dick. Cocaine dick. Cocaine dick.

A song. Called "cocaine dick"
Record Label. No comment.
By musician.

Stage name: Mr. Real.
Of the group:
1st Amendment

copywrite: 3/19/2022

Their second best selling song.

"I stand witness to...'
From.
The record label. Revelations.
By the group. Doctor John and the Boys.

(Short-story)
It's about a well hung notorious womanizer who is known most places by females who like to get down and boogie.

See

Cocaine Dick by DeSexbot March 5, 2022

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cocaine dick smack

you snort a line and then slap your sex partner in the face with your dick in a surprising manner

Girl 1: hey what happened to your face?

Girl 2: my boyfriend surprisingly slapped me in the face with his dick, right after he snorted a line of cocaine.

Girl 1: oh, thats awesome.

Girl 2: no, its a cocaine dick smack.

cocaine dick smack by that guy that made this thing June 9, 2011

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sucking dick for cocaine

Gerard Way being a precious cinnamon roll

this song is about sucking dick for cocaine

sucking dick for cocaine by femalegee October 11, 2017

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dick for cocaine

When you suck dick for cocaine

Hey ! I'm not gay ,but I will suck ya dick for cocaine

dick for cocaine by Adirtyperson November 2, 2017

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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