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cobb gobbler

a person, man or woman who just loves to throw a dick down there throat and to shuck that fkr with a motion only someone who truly enjoys this act can perform.
dude, laura is such a cobb gobbler, she had my junk in her pie hole before we left her fuckin driveway
by rubnspew January 31, 2015
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Cobb Gobbler

When you get your (sh)long sucked on
That bitch last night was a cobb gobbler she devoured my shit
by bigfang September 27, 2022
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Ja-cobb Gobbler

Humorous misspelling of the name Jacob which refers to a a person of Mexican descent who enjoys stuffing Cobbs or male genitalia in their mouth repeatedly
Wow Ja-cobb gobbler really swallowed up all those penises and now is in the hospital with puncture wounds to the back of his throat
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CobGobbler

A CobGobbler is a person who gets fecal matter in their mouth, be it intentional or otherwise.
(a reference to corn in shit logs)

- The person who has the "chocolate" in their mouth can then be called the "Cob Gobbler" or simply "Gobbler"
- The Shit does not need to be from a human, but does need to be the same type as a human, i.e., Bird shit is more like a liquid (and never contains corn chunks) and so is generally not considered for Cob Gobbling, however there is nothing stopping the informal use when an instance like this occurs.
Steph was giving Sam a Thunder Harvest when she suddenly found herself a cobgobbler...
by SpikeyMonkey December 31, 2014
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cobgobbler

Generic unisexual insult. The implication being that the Cobgobbler infact gobbles cob. Cob meaning penis and gobble meaning oral stimulation.
"who cares what that Cobgobbler thinks!"
by David Troutt May 29, 2008
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