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coaches don’t play

It’s a way of saying “I help people with relationships but I’m not in a relationship.”
You’re so good at giving relationship advice, how the hell are you single?
Because coaches don’t play.

coachella hangover 

The feeling of extreme exhaustion and detachment from life during the days following Coachella. This is due to the three days of nonstop music, sleep deprivation, heat exhaustion, constant alcohol consumption and nonstop partying that occurs in the desert of California.
Dude, I slept for 16 hours after I got home from Coachella. I didn't even leave the house until Wednesday either, I had such a Coachella hangover from not seeing Arcade Fire and Foals anymore.

Coachella Fest Depression 

The depression you feel after those three amazing days at coachella fest...

Post Coachella Depression (PCD) 

The overwhelming feeling of emptiness and inability to return to "real world" activities such as work and school after an EPIC weekend of beats, pool parties, glowsticks, minimal clothing, beats, desert boogers, endless amounts of booze, unlimited sunshine, making new friends, beats, screaming realtors, vans with no seats, 1,000's of pictures, ridiculous videos, and more beats that one experiences upon returning home from Coachella Music and Arts Festival.
My friends and I had lost the will to live once the Post Coachella Depression (PCD) had fully kicked in the Wednesday after Coachella.

Coaches award 

An award given to the following kind of players: one who was pleasant to be around, enthusiastic, never misses practices, always willing to learn, overcame a certain fear while playing, etcetera
that girl won the coaches award for basketball.

LSU Coaching 

No change in game plan even in face of failed strategy.
Fan 1: Why are we still fouling a guy that is hot at the line?

Fan 2: Idk, seems like LSU coaching to me.
LSU Coaching by curbyfit January 18, 2012