Clynchy 

Genuinely good around bloke that loves to get on the piss. Is most likely to walk around in a singlet and wear (crocs). Also for formal attire will wear a flannel with a landmark hat

Gee, Clynchy is going hard aye Bev.

Clynchy by Angus Brown October 10, 2019

Señor clenchy

an adult male person whom gets extremely irritated to the point when their butt cheeks begin to clench due to increasing rage from discomfort, situational pressure, constant annoyances etc.

Person A: I can’t FUCKING find it!
Person B: it’s in there keep looking!
Person A: YOU COME LOOK BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO GODDAMN SQUAT ANYMORE!!!
Person B: it’s right there, under that stuff that’s behind the big box, can’t you see it??
Person A: DAMN IT I GIVE UP, YOU GET IT THEN!!!!!!
Person b: HAHAHA SEÑOR CLENCHY!!

Señor clenchy by Gun colector February 1, 2018

clinchy 

When a young, beautiful female's long, blonde, gorgeous hair has been tousled atop of their head. For once in their lives looking rather unattractive at the moment because of the resemblance to a bird's nest.

This word can only be used in the context of a young Jordanian man referring to a young Latvian woman's messy hair. Offense should not be taken, as in the Jordanian culture, it is a term of endearment and love.

Jordanian: "Amanda, what is wrong with your hair? It is clinchy."
Latvian: "Screw you, hamza!"
Jordanian: "Oh, but you know I love you!!"
Latvian: "Aw, thank you then!"

clinchy by LVprincess April 14, 2010

Clynch 

A functioning alcoholic. Someone who gets drunk everyday and somehow manages to just about hold down a job and a relationship.

Holy shit Clynch, are you pissed again? try to stay away from the boss today!

Fuck that, I'm gonna walk out of work, get some booze and threaten to kill my girlfriend instead, afterall, I am the Clynch!

Clynch by scorchiooo April 16, 2010

Clenchy 

That tightening feeling you get in your jaw when you eat or drink something.

Adam ate a plum earlier in the week and while on the phone with Toya, he asks "did you have a plum" she replies with "yes" and he says "they were so clenchy!!"

Clenchy by toyadam July 14, 2011

butt clenchy 

An expression one makes when feeling overly butt hurt.

You could tell by Jane's butt clenchy face she was offended.

butt clenchy by Unhingedlolipop March 22, 2016