Clusterwoke

When woke people make a total mess out of an investigation, such as the Brown University shooting

The Brown Unoversity shooting investigation was Clusterwoke

Clusterwoke by His Biffness December 18, 2025

clusterokefuck 

A Clusterfuck of karaoke

Watching The Voice on NBC is a goddamn clusterokefuck of noise.

clusterokefuck by rtwilbur November 29, 2011

clusterfake 

Clusterfake refers to a social gathering characterized by the prevalence of superficiality, where individuals engage in inauthentic interactions primarily driven by the pursuit of status and image. In a clusterfake, participants often prioritize projecting a façade of success, popularity, and desirability over genuine connections and meaningful conversations. The atmosphere is marked by insincere compliments, exaggerated displays of interest, and a general lack of authenticity, as participants navigate the social landscape with the sole objective of maintaining or elevating their perceived social standing.

The charity gala turned out to be a clusterfake, with attendees more focused on flaunting their designer outfits and engaging in superficial conversations than genuinely supporting the cause.

clusterfake by SalvyZ June 24, 2023

Clusterhoeing 

When a group of two faced girls gather to talk shit about people they have no business talking about or a group of girls that love to gossip and stir up drama to harm others.

“Kendra look at those girls over there, what are they doing?”

“They’re clusterhoeing to bully people”

Clusterhoeing by Moistlipz February 3, 2019