Clustershag

See Clusterfuck.

Originally a military term describing a disorganized situation with pending dissappointing results, 'ClusterShag' is used when describing such situations when profanity is not tolerated.

Gained popularity on late night television(The Daily Show) when recounting the actions leading up to the 2010 UK elections.

Office Manager: "The computers are down, our receptionist called in sick, the fax machine is on the fritz and the auditors will be here in 20 minutes. We're Screwed!!!"

Employee: " I know. It's a virtual clustershag of endless possibilities"

Clustershag by chubbykitten13 June 25, 2010

clusterhug 

one of the best songs by idkhow and it's property of @idkhowallows on twitter

"clusterhug is an amazing song and it's Gene's song, we'll I should stream razzmatazz by idkhow they're great!

clusterhug by idkhowallows October 27, 2020

Clustershart

A gathering of continuous sharts. Like artillery in your pants.

Did you see John's clustershart aftermath?

Clustershart by bastont July 23, 2009

clusterbag 

to be picked on or publicly ridiculed by more than one person at the same time, esp. on the internet.

Manny: Dude, I feel soooo bad for Martha. Did you see how brutally she got clusterbagged last night on the school's political forum site? It was aching!

Moe: Man, she was asking for it.

Jack: Word!

clusterbag by headspice February 24, 2009

Clusterslap

A series of slaps given using one or both hands, within a short period of time. Its like a single slap, but better.

If you say that fucking word one more time ima clusterslap you.

Clusterslap by .anna. November 24, 2009

Clustershit 

Similar to Clusterfuck except it's full of shit. (not just feces)
This gives a person more of an agony and WTF on their moment.

If you know about Clusterfuck being how chaotic it is, wait till you knew about Clustershit which means it is just exactly like it except it's full of shit.

A construction goes well but suddenly some mistake made it happen and considered a clusterfuck but it goes worse when many "shits" add up. Thus, it is named Clustershit.

Clustershit by Ronald Lee April 3, 2022

clustershow 

Noun: A mostly safe-for-work portmanteau of clusterfuck and shitshow.

I am so over this clustershow of a training session.

clustershow by dalibby May 24, 2023