Clustershit 

Similar to Clusterfuck except it's full of shit. (not just feces)
This gives a person more of an agony and WTF on their moment.

If you know about Clusterfuck being how chaotic it is, wait till you knew about Clustershit which means it is just exactly like it except it's full of shit.

A construction goes well but suddenly some mistake made it happen and considered a clusterfuck but it goes worse when many "shits" add up. Thus, it is named Clustershit.

Clustershit by Ronald Lee April 3, 2022

Clustershart

A gathering of continuous sharts. Like artillery in your pants.

Did you see John's clustershart aftermath?

Clustershart by bastont July 23, 2009

clustercoitus 

polite or formal way to say clusterfuck

To get avoid offending his superiors, Dick used the term clustercoitus instead.

clustercoitus by mphi December 9, 2009

clustermite 

When all hell breaks loose instantaneously leaving you wondering what just happened.

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boom goes the clustermite

clustermite by A doc who keeps it real August 31, 2020

clusterbitch

1: Noun: A person who has multiple personalities or moods that portray bitch like characteristics.
2: Verb: nag about something with others supporting you in one accord or nag about multiple irritating issues.

1: Guy 1: Dude, what is with your girlfriend? She even nags when she's happy.

Guy 2: She's just a huge

clusterbitch.

2: My entire family started clusterbitching when I left the toilet seat up. FML.

clusterbitch by Fat Sheamus October 27, 2017

Clustershag

See Clusterfuck.

Originally a military term describing a disorganized situation with pending dissappointing results, 'ClusterShag' is used when describing such situations when profanity is not tolerated.

Gained popularity on late night television(The Daily Show) when recounting the actions leading up to the 2010 UK elections.

Office Manager: "The computers are down, our receptionist called in sick, the fax machine is on the fritz and the auditors will be here in 20 minutes. We're Screwed!!!"

Employee: " I know. It's a virtual clustershag of endless possibilities"

Clustershag by chubbykitten13 June 25, 2010

clusterzit

When a bunch of zits appear in a small, focused group, in such a way that they appear to be one ginormous zit. Similar in appearance to a volcano or a small, very angry face.

Not to be confused with clusterfuck.

Stereotypical male 1: "DUDE, is that volcano on your face?"
Stereotypical male 2: "Nah, bro, it's a clusterzit."

clusterzit by Teddie Gizzard February 27, 2012