Clurb

It's where you start out at a club, and end up on a curb. They usually feature a lot of drunk white girls that think they can dance to Latin music and shitty dubstep remixes of songs that were bad to begin with being blasted at volumes that are downright unhealthy. If you go to a clurb, you are looking to get wasted and hook up, because you couldn't possibly be looking to have a conversation with a girl when you can't even hear yourself screaming at top volume over the beat of that ratchet rap song that nobody quite understands the lyrics to, but tries to sing anyway. Side effects include aids, missing organs, liver dysfunction, loss of hearing, loss of judgement, loss of dignity, loss of virginity, and hangovers that will have you calling in sick for weeks. That is, if your boss still hasn't seen all of your wasted selfies and poorly lit nudes on Snapchat, and you still have a job.

"Hey Vinny, are your ears still ringing from the clurb last night?"

"WHAT?

I'M SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU I THINK IM DEAF. ALSO, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WALLET?"

by Siraccha August 10, 2017

clurb

slang for 'club', and can be used for words such as 'clurbpizza' and 'clurb sandwich'.

Townie: Hey yo ma, yo pickin' a fight, innit?
You: Clurb?

by townie hater March 23, 2005

Clurb

A compound word for "large clump"

Like a clump but much bigger.

"my shower drain was clogged, turns out there was a clurb of hair in it!"

by IncognitoChinchillea December 9, 2019

Da Clurb

You got this card in Cards Against Humanity an looked it up
Da Clurb means to consume fish on top of 5 women

Lets go hit Da Clurb

by A huge fucking idiot May 15, 2023

Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky

The most scouse thing a scouser can say

Hey Scouse Lad, say Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky

by Greg_the_Smeg February 5, 2019

Kick Club

An anonymous group of people who KICK charity stream goals out of the water, led by the kick overlord. MMMMM good stuff. We wear our hearts on our sleeve and do good, and when we're done we fly away like an eagle.

YOU'VE BEEN KICKED!
KICK CLUB RULES!

by sad annon July 22, 2019

ClubHouse Sandwich

ClubHouse Sandwich, also called a club sandwich, is a sandwich consisting of bread (traditionally toasted), sliced cooked chicken, bacon, lettuce, tomato, ham,turkey and mayo. It is often cut into quarters or halves and held together by cocktail sticks/ tooth picks.

usually it is Served with either french fries or potato chips / crisps, commonly served with an accompaniment of either coleslaw or potato salad, and often garnished with a pickle.

Modern versions frequently have two layers which are separated by an additional slice of bread.

Some replace the poultry meat with eggs (a "breakfast club") or roast beef. Others use ham instead of, or in addition to, bacon, or add slices of cheese. Various kinds of mustard and sliced pickles may be added. Upscale variations include the oyster club, the salmon club, and Dungeness crab melt

It may have originated at the Union Club of New York City circa 1889.

Others say the Saratoga Club in Saratoga Springs, New York, Canfield Casino in 1894.

The sandwich appeared in U.S. restaurant menus as early as 1899

Eat at Hank & Lulu's Diner , The Thursday special Is a ClubHouse Sandwich which consists of

3 peices of toasted White bread dressed with mayo, turkey ,lettuce, tomatoes,bacon chicken ,ham with a side dish of potato chips / crisps or a ceaser salad garnished

With a pickle slice and a Large drink of your choice with free refills only $10.99.

by Blu_leef December 24, 2022