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yo is that clumsyice?!”
“yeah he’s so hot i just came
ClumsyICE by Guccilord42069 October 6, 2021
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russian clumsiness 

The lack of skill to stand next to a window without falling out.
The political opponent showed spontaneous signs of russian clumsiness and fell out of the 5th floor window.
russian clumsiness by Psycholi February 20, 2023

Cumspice 

A word that can describe a true homie, Retard, etc.
Yo what is up my cumspice's

Bruh, you're such a Cumspice

Dude this kid was acting like a Cumspice
Cumspice by Rqptorade October 28, 2019

Morning Clumsiness 

The trouble with making the first pot of coffee in the morning before you've had that first cup of coffee to steady your nerves.
Dude, I spilled old coffee grounds all over the place due to morning clumsiness.
Morning Clumsiness by Zarathud December 10, 2010

Cumslice 

A dessert preferably a cake filled with cum.
Just had my first cumslice and that shit slapped!!

clumsyme 

A word you use to define yourself after fucking up in a funny way. It is also used after forgeting or breaking something
Oh fuck sorry for eating ur donut clumsyme
clumsyme by stasiboss February 12, 2017

ClumsyCousin 

Your secret cousin, he is not clumsy, he spies you everyday and night to eat you. Likes edgy jokes, say edgy jokes and you will live.
man Who is that guy with red hat and blue shirt at my window?
another man Oh, that's our ClumsyCousin.
ClumsyCousin by NOTClumsyCousin February 10, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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