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Clumble
A dense, unpicked collection of raspberries at the end of a vine that are particularly ripe and ready to be eaten by a hungry Julian.
Clumble by Pooperdiaper October 1, 2017
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clumble
A large mass or group of random items put together without being given a second thought. Can often lead to unseen consequences.
Example #1: "After putting all my files into a large clumble, I was unable to find a specific one."
Example #2: The man did not take the proper precautions, and the large clumble of random items crashed down onto him.
Example #2: The man did not take the proper precautions, and the large clumble of random items crashed down onto him.
clumble by NattNeedsSleep June 11, 2024
Cumbleswatch
A Cumbleswatch is a type color swatch used to compare the color of your semen to the rest of the population.
Hank: "Hey Carlton, I bought that new Cumbleswatch I seen on T.V last night. It was only $19.95 and it was buy one get one for free. I thought you might be interesed in one since i know you a little creepy and sexually perverted.
Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!
Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"
*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."
Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!
Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"
*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."
Cumbleswatch by fat obese lady July 12, 2017
crimble crumble
crimble crumble by hEllogirlsandboyzzzzzzzzzz November 20, 2018
crumble pussy
crumble pussy by Brock Hot Ass August 17, 2016
Crumbledome
Ibrox Park home of Rangers Fc.
Rangers very public fall from grace has resulted in the once proud Club being reduced to a pile of rubble by years of mis management and denial.
Rangers very public fall from grace has resulted in the once proud Club being reduced to a pile of rubble by years of mis management and denial.
Crumbledome by Lizzie Wettin Saxe-Gothe May 22, 2012
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