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russian clumsiness 

The lack of skill to stand next to a window without falling out.
The political opponent showed spontaneous signs of russian clumsiness and fell out of the 5th floor window.
russian clumsiness by Psycholi February 20, 2023

Clushing 

When girls get girl boners
Damn, she just is clushing
Clushing by imapenis April 2, 2010

Clushing 

"Lauren you look homeless but you look cute homeless" -friends
"omgyouguys I'm gunna start clushing" -me
Clushing by Stroongle Stonkskin February 15, 2022

Morning Clumsiness 

The trouble with making the first pot of coffee in the morning before you've had that first cup of coffee to steady your nerves.
Dude, I spilled old coffee grounds all over the place due to morning clumsiness.
Morning Clumsiness by Zarathud December 10, 2010
To remove one's shirt while under the influence of alcohol. Experienced, more aggressive clusers frequently tear off their shirt, rather than taking it off.
"How was your night last night? I could tell you were pretty hammered."
"I'm not sure, but I woke up with my lacoste shirt torn in half. I must have been clusing real hard."
clusing by Man of Gold October 18, 2013