Clown Town 

Canadian Wal-Mart parking lots

this place is clown town!

Clown Town by velcroshoes2 February 6, 2010

Clown Town 

Founded by 5 best friends from Marion, Indiana who grew up together, Clown Town is an area that may or may not be real, inhabited by people that you may or may not remember because you were just too wasted to recall anything.

In order to visit Clown Town one must drink to the point that they are experiencing a very heavy blackout. At this point the person will arrive in Clown Town but they usually will not know that they have visited Clown Town until the next couple of days have passed and their hangover has subsided.

Many things happen in Clown Town, but barely anything is remembered. Pictures that are taken on your visit to Clown Town never do your trip justice, but they may serve as tools when attempting to remember your journey.

"Hey Johnny, where did you get that broken nose and those two black eyes?"
-"I guess I was breaking someone's Furniture and then got my ass beat when I was in Clown Town."

"Guys, we all just chugged 105 fluid ounces of vodka tonic at The Cactus, I guess we are going to Clown Town tonight."

Clown Town by Long John Stuttle September 23, 2009

clown town 

An imaginary place where idiots live. The worst resident and biggest idiot is referred to as the mayor of clown town.

Was that fool trying to sell you light bulbs made by retards?

Hell yeah, I sent him back to clown town!

clown town by Playa B January 11, 2008

Clown Town 

Lethbridge, Alberta

Calgary may be Cow Town, but Lethbridge is Clown Town

Clown Town by Kathryn Adelaide von Tonicburg January 15, 2023

clown town 

An area of town frequently inhabited by hookers. Clown comes from the heavily-applied whore-makeup or clown makeup.

"Me and my friends were cruisin through downtown, when we turned down Broadway we noticed frickin' hookers everywhere. it was a real clown town down there."

clown town by Jean-Luc Picard May 18, 2006

Clown Town 

Any place where there is a large gathering of clowns, juggalos, or other various manner of jesters. Any location can become a Clown Town, and any Clown Town can become a normal place.

Never going to Clown Town again, i came out covered in seltzer water and Faygo.

Clown Town by Garfibromyalgia November 24, 2022

Mexican Town Clown 

An absolute idiot, usually from the city of Detroit.

Mike and Cory are the two biggest Mexican Town Clowns in the entire office. Those guys fuck around all day and do absolutely nothing.

Mexican Town Clown by Anon1111234 February 11, 2009