Clown Kiss

Whist a lady is on a heavy flow day and a preferably dapper gentleman is taking advantage of this natural contraceptive, said lady aggressively jumps off of her mount and stamps her vagina on the mans chest, establishing a hint of dominance, levity, and a fond memory the gentlemen can wear the rest of the day.
I'm on cloud nine, I've got a clown kiss under this awesome 90's rugby shirt I'm wearing.
by COS 87 March 30, 2017
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Clown kiss

Eating a girl out while she is on her period so when you are done your lips look like a clown.
I puked after giving a girl a clown kiss.
by mike vogs January 05, 2007
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Clown's Kiss

When you go down on a bitch when she's in full menstruation. Your face is clown red after the bloody cunnilingus, thus you've kissed the clown - "Clown's Kiss"

Originating somewhere in latin america (viral vid) translated from "el beso del payaso"
1. Damn man brah, did you bite your lip, or did you just kiss the clown?

2. I inadvertantly gave my bitch a clown's kiss, had no clue she was surfing the satanic wave!
by PapiAlbatroz March 26, 2015
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