Clown Flower

The act of giving a man a hand job, and before he orgasms point his penis towards his face. Therefore he will ejaculates upon himself, preferably upon his own face.

My girlfriend CLOWN FLOWERED me last night, and it got in my eye.

by troy tanning January 10, 2010

Clown's Flower

Analogy of female ejaculation.

I went down on her like a parched Spaniel when she squirted in my face like a clown's flower.

by Chilly Beef September 9, 2019

Flower Crown

Basically what it implies: a crown made of flowers (real or fake). There are many different types and are very aesthetic. Many girls who wear them are assumed to be basic or hipster, but sometimes this is not the case. Flower crowns are amazing and lovely to wear. Don't let anybody insult you just because you enjoy wearing them, because they are wonderful and so are you.

Person 1: Omg I love your flower crown!
Person 2: Thanks! It goes really well with my outfit.

by mystical bean September 5, 2018

flower crown

Something a basic bitch wears or simply uses a filter to make it look like she's wearing it.

The most hateful brats on the internet usually have a flower crown filter.

by spootyhead November 9, 2016

flower crown

Many years ago girls wore flower crowns and flowers on them to mask their stank and make them smell better because the poor didn't have bathing water and wouldn't wash themselves for months

Now girls who are hippies, mainstream, or in sororities use them as accessories.

That girl with the flower crown must be in a sorority or a hippie. It looks like a garden on her head.

by KWil July 28, 2014