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Closet Pedo 

An adult who is sexually attracted to a minor, but will not do or say anything remotely sexual about them until that minor is the age of an legal adult.

Red flags for these kind of people would be things like someone saying they've waited for someone to turn 18
Lets say a girl turns 18 & a week later she decides to create an Onlyfans page & an adult replies with something like "I've waited for this" at that point it is fair to think they're a Closet pedo
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Closet pedo 

1) An older individual, usually middle aged, who intentionally seeks sexual partners who are as close to underage as they can legally get (18-22ish).

2) A pedophile who's (thankfully) too afraid to hurt an actual child.
Person one: "I didn't know Ken had a granddaughter."

Person two: "That's actually his girlfriend. He's a total closet pedo. He's probably pretending she's 12 right now because 18 somehow isn't creepy enough."

Closet Pedo 

An adult male that jumps out of children´s closets
A closet pedo is an adult jumping out of a closet and saying"I´m moist" to an underaged kid in a deep and raspy voice.
Closet Pedo by Sinorox February 25, 2019

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026