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Clooneying 

Unusual fear of long-term, age-appropriate commitment resulting in a lifetime of brief romantic dalliances with SIGNIFICANTLY younger women.

Symptoms include: heart tension, hyperventilation, tourettes, raised body temperature, excessive horniess.

NB: Sufferers are also reported to be most satisfied with their lifestyle choice.
While out in a club a young lady takes your fancy. Being the embodiment of cool, sophisticated charm you swiftly get the attention of your friend to convey what your keen eye has just observed.

"FAAAAAAAACCKKK! T*ts on her!! I'm Clooneying pretty hard here!!!!"
Clooneying by GorgeousGeorge April 9, 2013

clooneying 

Trying to advance/escalate an affair or physical relationship by recklessly showing up unannounced at the home of the object of your lust that you've decided is something more. (As with George Clooney's character from Up in the Air.)
"I have a blast with him, but his messages lately have me worrying that I might be in for a clooneying."

"Look, I like you, but DO NOT clooney me and blow up my life."
clooneying by RyanBingham February 18, 2013

clooneytunes 

A normal guy with film star looks, but who is raving mad. Also a potential stalker type.His looks and general weirdyness tends to mess with ladies heads.Still seems to get a lot of chicks
Hey Mick ! This girl came up to me in the club and started carrying on about Clooneytunes. He's been texting her and telling her she's special.And this after he cheated on her.
clooneytunes by OldManDaz October 2, 2008