Clooneying 

Unusual fear of long-term, age-appropriate commitment resulting in a lifetime of brief romantic dalliances with SIGNIFICANTLY younger women.

Symptoms include: heart tension, hyperventilation, tourettes, raised body temperature, excessive horniess.

NB: Sufferers are also reported to be most satisfied with their lifestyle choice.

While out in a club a young lady takes your fancy. Being the embodiment of cool, sophisticated charm you swiftly get the attention of your friend to convey what your keen eye has just observed.

"FAAAAAAAACCKKK! T*ts on her!! I'm Clooneying pretty hard here!!!!"

Clooneying by GorgeousGeorge April 9, 2013

clooneying 

Trying to advance/escalate an affair or physical relationship by recklessly showing up unannounced at the home of the object of your lust that you've decided is something more. (As with George Clooney's character from Up in the Air.)

"I have a blast with him, but his messages lately have me worrying that I might be in for a clooneying."

"Look, I like you, but DO NOT clooney me and blow up my life."

clooneying by RyanBingham February 18, 2013

Colonelingus 

The act of eating KFC so voraciously that you can't tell if they're eating it or going down on it.

Watching bruce go down on a double down is pure colonelingus.

Colonelingus by Dead launch February 6, 2021

Clowneying 

The act of faking a sports related injury that would seemingly be minor in order to mask under performance in a given athletic year usually in the context of a college football season.

That defensive end was Clowneying a pinky toe injury because he was unproductive in the first two games of the season.

Clowneying by UrbanTiger October 8, 2013

Coloneling 

The same definition of coloneled.

I could go for some coloneling tonight.

Coloneling by Arran Greenwood May 10, 2008

clownering 

Gay people dont like you

Bro Chad is a clownering

clownering by Homiers July 3, 2021

Clowneying 

Owning the single game sack record at your rival's stadium.

That guy is really clowneying out there, he has sacked #10 over four times in just this one game.

Clowneying by DabosMom October 10, 2013