Definitions by CorpSE

mesmersome

A man who is handsome and mesmerizing

My boyfriend is so mesmersome

mesmersome by Corpse November 7, 2020

mesmersome

A man who is handsome and mesmerizing

My boyfriend is mesmersome

mesmersome by Corpse November 7, 2020

Clooney it 

To "Clooney it" is one's decision to avoid starting a family for the rest of his/her life.

A: "Don't you want to have a family"
B: "Nah, I think i'm just going to "Clooney it"
A: "I don't think he's happy about being alone"
B: "Of course he is, don't be silly"

Clooney it by CorpSE August 26, 2013

Bruv 

The word most commonly used by Chaves and Townies, to describe the fellow friend.
Used instead of "mate".
Means Brother.

"Aight bruv?"
"Know what I'm saying bruv?"
"I outta kill you bruv!!"

Bruv by Corpse July 25, 2004

Donnish 

Comes from the word Don which means someone who is cool or 'sound'.
Being 'Donnish' means to be cool or amazing etc.

"That is donnish!!"
"You are f@*^!g donnish mate!!"
"I love you, you're donnish!!'

Donnish by Corpse July 25, 2004

Fanny wadge 

The juices that flow from the vagina!!
A typical Scottish word.
These usually smell of fish, or is it just the bitches I have been with?
I don't know but, hey thats what fanny wadge is and that's what in my experience they smell of!!

"Gee's a wadge er yer fanny!!"
"By Joe,I think she has fanny wadge runnng down her legs!!"

Fanny wadge by Corpse July 25, 2004

dumb fuck shit ass wank

the act of fucking a woman who is considered dumb i.e blonde then fucking her up the ass then wanking on her shit hole

This act is fucking sick and should not be tried at home as it will result in the police being called.
Please delete if you want, but it's gotta be said, right?
DON'T CENSOR ME!!

dumb fuck shit ass wank by Corpse July 25, 2004