Cloete

The art of both impressing and disappointing a lady sexually at the same time.

Wow, someone just gave me a Cloete and I don’t know how to feel about it!

by DrDooBigWang May 2, 2019

openly closeted

Adjective

1. Making no effort to hide your flaming homosexuality but labeling yourself "straight" and acting as if nobody (including your wife) notices. Often found in southern politicians and evangelicals like Sen. Lindsey Graham and Marcus "Ladybird" Bachmann.

An openly closeted man makes no effort to hide his flaming homosexuality, yet claims to be straight.

"Did you see Marcus tweeting about making cookies during a Golden Girls marathon last night? You think his wife knows she's married to a gay guy?"

"Nah. He's openly closeted, and she thinks he's the perfect man."

by elyeasbane November 11, 2014

cloee

Cloee a girl that has been through a lot but is strong. She is powerful and kind to others she watches out for others and tries her best to make everyone happy. She has a big heart. She is smart, not just book smart but street smart to. If you know a Cloee cherish her she is special like a jewel and once you lose her she is hard to find.

Cloee is beautiful

by She is broken April 10, 2015

closeted

to be a gay, lesbian, bi or queer person who hides their true sexual orientation from the public and those around them. often for fear of persecution, rejection, others' reactions, but not always for negative reasons. some would just as soon not come out or see no reason to.

jerry's gay, but he stays closeted to avoid losing his teaching job.

by dagger_grrl October 11, 2003

Closeted Gay

"Someone who hasn't outed their sexuality yet"

Al is probably a closeted gay.

by uwufuuuuj August 30, 2017

Closeted Republican

A self-proclaimed democrat or liberal who's actions and opinions more closely resemble a republican or conservative. Also called a fashionable liberal.

He's such a closeted Republican. He claims to be against the death penalty but joined up on that band wagon lynch mob without a second thought.

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

Coletex

A vortex that reduces you to a single brain cell that is only capable of thinking about grippers

You were in the Coletex hard last night...

by Alberto Latrez August 11, 2023