Taking advantage of access to another persons iPhone/iPad in private, generally without their knowledge/consent by filling their camera roll with pictures of large/unusual/grotesque cocks without needing to know their passcode.
A successful cock lock requires a second device to perform some strategic obscene google image searches while you access the victims camera from their lock screen (thank youApple).
Ryanleft his phone for like 10minutes and I filled his lowly 16GB storage with a brutal cock locking.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.