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clock-a-lockin

To constantly monitor every aspect of a person's life, especially the way GT does it to MAria
Gay T, stop clock-a-lockin me yo.
clock-a-lockin by mariafish69 September 8, 2008
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clock-a-lockin

to constantly monitor every aspect of a person's life, the way GT does to Maria
GT, stop clock-a-lockin me yo!
clock-a-lockin by mariafish69 September 10, 2008

crock a lockin 

Another term for what going on or to get started on something
Ex 1: hey guurl what's crock a lockin?

Ex 2: we gotta get crock a lockin on this assignment
crock a lockin by natalie.theiss January 21, 2018

Looking at a clock through a mirror

Taking what someone tells you at face value even if incorrect. Not being able to interpret or form an individual opinion and simply going with what others tell you.
"Did you hear that Becky is pregnant?"
"Why do you think she's pregnant?"
"Cause Nathan, Jessica, and Veronica told me that she threw up this morning and got with a guy two days ago."
"You're looking at a clock through a mirror."
(Becky is not pregnant)

what a pickle licking cock sucker

a cocklicking booty tickling dreaditching dick
OMG YOU WHAT A PICKLE LICKING COCK SUCKER SUCKYAMODA
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