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Clitordick

When a girl wheres her pants so tight that you mistake her clit for a dick.
Dude1 "Did you see that chick"
Dude2 " ya she had a total Clitordick"
Clitordick by seabass1609 January 19, 2010

Clitordick

To have a clitoris of at least 3 inches of length or longer and under scrutiny seems to be penial in shape.
Yo dude I was about to go down on this girl last night when she almost took out my eye with her Clitordick.
Clitordick by Pabloslemon April 5, 2015

Clitordick

A person or thing who has both a penis and a vagina.
Dude, she's a total clitordick!!
Clitordick by ReezyTM March 20, 2011

Clitorich 

When a person of the male gender has sexual intercourse with many women over a short period of time
Guy 1: Man you're so lucky you get so much pussy
Guy 2: Yeah dude I've been really clitorich lately
Clitorich by Livin_Major August 2, 2017

ClitterDick 

A clitterdick is when you have your pants so tight that your clitter looks like a dick.
"You know what, it's Lady Gaga's fault! For wearing pants so tight. Her clitter looks like a dick." Shane Dawson explains. "Gasp! ClitterDick should be a trendy topic on Twitter." Amazed. "Just put it after everything."
ClitterDick by xxDenverxx January 16, 2010

clitterdick 

1.) A penis that is so small that it could be considered a clit

2.) When a woman has an oversize clitoris. So big in fact, that it looks like a dick. A possible, yet unconfirmed reason could be hormone imbalance.

Clitterdicks are known to be prevalent among the softball community.
Dude, I finally got Stacey drunk last night but when I went to eat her out her clitterdick kept going up my nostrils.
clitterdick by htown87 November 2, 2009
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