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Clitoranus 

The clitoranus is a small organ in your butthole that makes you feel good when u take a huge dump. It is also know that anal porn stars tend to have clitoranuses that range between 2x and 4x regular size, thus allowing them to have an orgasm just by thinking about taking a shit.
Dude, she's taking that pole like she's got Dan's mom's clitoranus or somethin'

OMGWTF looka the size of that clitoranus
Clitoranus by Snagle July 23, 2004
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Clitoranus 

The abnormal condition where a female develops a clitoris above her anus.
I was going to rim her, although I ended up licking her clitoranus.
Clitoranus by $ue Doe Nym March 23, 2010

clitorusty 

Out of practice at oral sex.
My girlfriend & I tried foreplay but I was a tad bit clitorusty.
clitorusty by Clifwith1f August 16, 2009

clitorapuncture 

Acupuncture that focuses on the clitoris.
My acupuncturist is great but she says she won't do clitorapuncture.

Anyone know a good clitorapuncturist in this town?

Does Blue Cross & Blue Shield cover clitorapuncture?
clitorapuncture by jacobhottberry December 9, 2010

Clitorious 

1. The clitoris form of victorious. - 2. When you have successfully brought your sexual partner through climax by stimulating the clitoris.
"I am CLITORIOUS!"
Clitorious by Manofsteele89 December 6, 2010

clitorus 

Clitoris: A small elongated erectile organ at the anterior part of the vulva, homologous with the penis.

I'm a girl that doesn't get anything from penetration , so to me, my "clit" is my BEST FRIEND! ;)
To highten the female sexual experience, stimulate the clitoris during intercourse for added intensity to the orgasm.

Rub that clit for me baby..., mmmm..., make it hard for me..., yeah you like that huh...

BTW: It's Clitoris... NOT clitorus...FYI :)
clitorus by BellaXXX January 28, 2006

clitorus 

1. the pleasure nub of the womans vagina. Sole purpose it to provide pleasure to a woman during intercourse.
Your so dumb you probably though a clitorus was a dinosaur!
clitorus by Bud E Love May 8, 2003
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