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Clitorass 

A hemorrhoid (an inflamed vein in your rectum) that, when rubbed or stimulated, provides pleasure, relief, satisfaction, arousal, etc.
"I took a shit, and when I was wiping, I accidentally flicked my clitorass. Felt so satisfying."

"Ugh, rubbing my clitorass feels so super good"
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clitoral lint 

The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.

See also: Hood Mites
<While performing oral sex on his female companion>

Guy: *begins spitting as if there were small hairs in his mouth*

Girl: "What's wrong?"

Guy: "You've got enough clitoral lint in here to open a T-shirt factory!"
clitoral lint by Jordan P January 16, 2017

Clitoris 

1. Small fleshy nub located just above the vagina and urethra and inside the labia. Homologous to the head of the penis. Covered by a "hood" of skin. When rubbed, causes intense sexual pleasure.

2. Not a joy buzzer, gentlemen. Don't just press on it and think that it will give her amazing orgasms instantly. You need to rub it and stroke it.

3. Not something to be shy about, ladies. If a gentleman can't find yours instantly, don't just lie back sulking while you think of England. Instead, help the poor fellow out in finding it. You'll both be glad you did.

4. My favorite organ...to think with.
1. Alice came after she rubbed her clitoris.

2. Bob thought Alice would come if he just pressed her clitoris like a joy buzzer, but she just laughed.

3. Bob couldn't find Alice's clitoris, so instead of just lying there uselessly, she showed him how she liked to be touched.

4. Men aren't the only ones who sometimes think with the wrong organ.
Clitoris by Verileigh September 9, 2010

Clitoral Virtuoso 

Someone so good at stimulating the clitorus, it is like they are playng a musical instrument with great skill.
His performance was in great demand - he was a virtuoso on the clitorus.

The first known reference to the "clitoral virtuoso" in print was in my godfather's book, "Unrequited Self Love".
Clitoral Virtuoso by tallcoolone August 12, 2009

Stinky Monkey Clitoris 

A term you can use to define your friends which means based.
me: hey bro you are such a Stinky Monkey Clitoris!

bro: aw thanks dude you are a Stinky Monkey Clitoris too!

Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis. 

Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis as known as "The Hang It Low Sydrome". This diagnosis is caused by getting your pussy blown out. This occurs when you let numerous male appendages repeatedly slam the bearded clam. Which results in a VERY long flap of skin hanging atleast 4 inches from the vagina.
Kim walks into Peter's house wearing short shorts. Peter asked Kim "WHAT IS THAT". Kim says "That's my vagina." Peter says "It looks like Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis. "Are your lips haning low from too much sex?"

Clitoris stew 

When your down muff diving she squirts and it’s like eating stew. Like a chowder
I was down eating it out and it was like clitoris stew
Clitoris stew by BIG HEF March 2, 2019
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