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clitorious 

the clitoris form of the notorious b.i.g. song, sung in a matter that is both arousing and hilarious in a sexual conversation between two mates.
"Cli Cli Cli Clitorious"
clitorious by pen,pig November 4, 2006

Clitorious 

A super hero that fights crime in a leather body suit only revealing her clit
Clitorious saved the day!

Clitorious 

Clitorious- another word for awesome.
mostly used in extremely good circumstances

*Can be substituted for Clitorasaurus*
Nick: whats up?
Ian: Bro, My girlfriend gave me head, I found a hundred dollars, and tamed a unicorn! It's been a clitorious day!
Clitorious by Medicos November 8, 2011

clitorious 

1. A spell used in Harry Potter that changes a man into a woman or a woman into a more womanly woman.
"wingardium leviosa" "clitorious!!!!"

Harry stuck his wand through the hoel made by his finger and cast "clitorious" upon Malfoy.

"clitorious" haha i made u into a girl
na nee na nee poo poo
clitorious by M-4ever September 30, 2007

clitorious congestion 

after having 24 hours of sex, you have just queefed, and all the cum falls out of the vigina.(over and over again)
also known as a clit cough.(if only happens once)
Man: Oh my god! what the hell is going on?
Woman: I have a clitorious congestion.
Man: Is that normal?
Woman: Sure.. i guess..

clitorusty 

Out of practice at oral sex.
My girlfriend & I tried foreplay but I was a tad bit clitorusty.
clitorusty by Clifwith1f August 16, 2009
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