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Clitor

A person who is "as sensitive as a clitoris"
"You're such a clitor Jared "
by Fucktards July 25, 2016
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Clitor

The female boner when someone or something sexually excites a female
I have such a clitor for Chris Pratt
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Clitor

Yo Jack has a clitor where his dick was supposed to be.
by Barracko Bama September 7, 2022
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cinema clitera

An academic term for the genre of film colloquially known as chick flicks. The genre has three main sub-categories:

1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.

2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.

3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.
Interviewer: "Mr Grant, many of your films, perhaps with the exception of 'Maurice', are often dismissed by critics as cinema clitera. What is your response to this?"
Hugh Grant: "Erm, Erm, Erm ..."
by Maeve Bitchy May 27, 2008
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Clitar Hero

Eumphemism for female masturbation
Susan: "What are you going to do on your day off?"
Mary: "I think I'm gonna play a little Clitar Hero and take a nap."
Susan: "Rock on, sistah!"
by Aimee S. October 16, 2008
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clitorusty

Out of practice at oral sex.
My girlfriend & I tried foreplay but I was a tad bit clitorusty.
by Clifwith1f August 16, 2009
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clitorference

To run interference against instances of sexual tension between two lesbians by a third party.
My friend ran clitorference so I wouldn't be hit on by lesbians at the party.
by kerriK December 18, 2010
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