Clingfilmed 

The act of covering your computer screen with cling film then wanking off to porn, discharging your load onto the screen. Thus feeling closer to spunking onto a real woman.

I Clingfilmed to Rachel Starr last night, it really makes me feel like im getting some action with her too! I like to be included in things.

Clingfilmed by Syndrome of a Down 666 October 3, 2011

clingfilm 

What you use to wrap Roy Orbison up in.

My terrapin Jetta watched me slowly wrap Roy Orbison in clingfilm.

clingfilm by mal June 21, 2004

clingfilm 

1..a clingy person who you dont like nd who annoys you when she links arms with you nd is a lesbo grrrrrr... or just someone you make up a song about, for instance;

sometimes it feel like i'm the cake and ur the clingfilm...

and no matter how many times u sing it by her she just doesnt get it. and then the next day she sends u a note sayin 'i hate you ur evil' then says im sorry i ddnt mean it, iv got a few loose screws in my nogin' (OMG who says tht?!) so u say 'yeh uv got a few of them' n block her but she keeps tryin 2 be ur 'frend' even tho uv caught her a hundred times bitchin about u! so whats the point tryin 2 be frends if u dont like each other?!?!

charlie*: urgh she wont leave me alone, she knows a dont like her and i know she doesnt like me!

randomer: shes just another piece of clingfilm. its like shes there 2 stick 2 u.

clingfilm by sexiest ever July 25, 2008

clingfilm retardant 

When you are completely inept at wrapping any kind of food in clingfilm. When ordered to do so you have a slight panic attack.
Usually results in an entire roll of clingfilm being used to wrap a single pea, but the pea is still not wrapped properly.

Dad: Katherine, could you please wrap this chicken up?

Eva: Dont ask her, shes clingfilm retardant.

Katherine: No, I'll do it.

...

2 hours later...

Everything apart from the chicken is completely covered in clingfilm. Katherine is having a nervous breakdown.

clingfilm retardant by lazybumsinparis August 17, 2010