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1..a clingy person who you dont like nd who annoys you when she links arms with you nd is a lesbo grrrrrr... or just someone you make up a song about, for instance;
sometimes it feel like i'm the cake and ur the clingfilm...
and no matter how many times u sing it by her she just doesnt get it. and then the next day she sends u a note sayin 'i hate you ur evil' then says im sorry i ddnt mean it, iv got a few loose screws in my nogin' (OMG who says tht?!) so u say 'yeh uv got a few of them' n block her but she keeps tryin 2 be ur 'frend' even tho uv caught her a hundred times bitchin about u! so whats the point tryin 2 be frends if u dont like each other?!?!
sometimes it feel like i'm the cake and ur the clingfilm...
and no matter how many times u sing it by her she just doesnt get it. and then the next day she sends u a note sayin 'i hate you ur evil' then says im sorry i ddnt mean it, iv got a few loose screws in my nogin' (OMG who says tht?!) so u say 'yeh uv got a few of them' n block her but she keeps tryin 2 be ur 'frend' even tho uv caught her a hundred times bitchin about u! so whats the point tryin 2 be frends if u dont like each other?!?!
charlie*: urgh she wont leave me alone, she knows a dont like her and i know she doesnt like me!
randomer: shes just another piece of clingfilm. its like shes there 2 stick 2 u.
randomer: shes just another piece of clingfilm. its like shes there 2 stick 2 u.
clingfilm by sexiest ever July 25, 2008
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clingfilm retardant
When you are completely inept at wrapping any kind of food in clingfilm. When ordered to do so you have a slight panic attack.
Usually results in an entire roll of clingfilm being used to wrap a single pea, but the pea is still not wrapped properly.
Usually results in an entire roll of clingfilm being used to wrap a single pea, but the pea is still not wrapped properly.
Dad: Katherine, could you please wrap this chicken up?
Eva: Dont ask her, shes clingfilm retardant.
Katherine: No, I'll do it.
...
2 hours later...
Everything apart from the chicken is completely covered in clingfilm. Katherine is having a nervous breakdown.
Eva: Dont ask her, shes clingfilm retardant.
Katherine: No, I'll do it.
...
2 hours later...
Everything apart from the chicken is completely covered in clingfilm. Katherine is having a nervous breakdown.
clingfilm retardant by lazybumsinparis August 17, 2010
Clingfilmed
The act of covering your computer screen with cling film then wanking off to porn, discharging your load onto the screen. Thus feeling closer to spunking onto a real woman.
I Clingfilmed to Rachel Starr last night, it really makes me feel like im getting some action with her too! I like to be included in things.
Clingfilmed by Syndrome of a Down 666 October 3, 2011
clingfling
A chick who stalks you after a one-night-stand
Man, Rosa's a real clingfling. I said I couldn't be tied down and it was for fun...Some chicks just don't listen.
clingfling by AgentColdShadow March 16, 2008
cling-film
"So it appears that I have been wrapped in cling-film," said Roy Orbison without emotion. "Yes," I agreed.
cling-film by mal June 25, 2004
Cheeks
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020