Clinch Maxxing

When a close friend begins acting like a poser. This is an action to be performed strictly in private or online. Clinch Maxxing is frowned upon in most circles.
To say, "I played OG Fortnite", when you obviously didn't is the ultimate Clinch Maxxing Move.

That guy is clinch maxxing all of his friends, and now they don't know what to do do about the longevity of said freindship.

by BOBGOATBOBTHEGOAT January 15, 2024

clench maxing

clenching your cheeks for long amounts of time for the health benefits.

person 1 “why did you go goblin mode today?”

person 2 “because i was clench maxing all day”

by big brollic ballock basher February 26, 2024

Clenchmaxxing

Masturbating really hard.

Hayden is THE sigma clenchmaxxer in our high school he knows everything there is about clenchmaxxing.

by Danexer23 January 15, 2024

clenchmaxxing

Refers to the practice of clenching one's buttocks to enhance male orgasm

Dont forget to clenchmaxxing before gooning after your edging session

by fishloverGooner13 January 16, 2024

clenchmaxxing

Clenching for extended periods of time

dude 1: wanna fuck?
dude 2: fuck no i been clenchmaxxing for 3 days straight

by saselandia January 20, 2024

clenchmaxxing

Maxxing out the tone of the bumcheeks thanks to the clench method.

Dude 1: Yo, why yo asscheeks so toned man? What you been doing?
Dude 2: I've been clenchmaxxing for a while

by spliitbtw January 20, 2024

Clenchmaxxing

Flexing your buttcheeks at all time to both sculpt them into perfect marble-like bowling balls as well as boost your testosterone.

"Are you gooning right now?"

"Of course, but right now I'm really clenchmaxxing like crazy, you gotta do it if you ever want to make it bro"

by Cheezy D on the mic January 24, 2024