Clickurbate

The insatiable act of consume as much of an individual dramatic, salacious or violent topic online as possible.

When one clickurbates, they impulsively follow a dramatic or shocking story online by clicking feverishly from one site to another in a desperate attempt to consume as much information on a specific topic as possible.

Generally but not exclusively, the stories or topics people clickurbate most over, are new celebrity scandal or resonant occurrences of violence acts such as a sudden mass shooting.

When he became aware of the shooting, he clickurbated on that story all afternoon.

by Spaz-Dick October 9, 2015

Cliturbate

The act of masurbation for a female that involves rubbing, tapping, creating circular motions, or using a vibrator on one's clitoris in order to reach orgasm.

*Does not include fingering/using a vibrator on oneself

-She was so horny, she locked herself in the bathroom to cliturbate for hours!

-She didn't always orgasm while fingering herself, but cliturbating was like heaven for her.

by Jack&Jill008 March 11, 2009

clickbate

Masturbating to a metronome for an even rhythm

My wanking coordination is so rickety that I can't dollop unless I clickbate.

by Vevralavoo November 15, 2019

Clickbate

Republishing, re-posting, or re-blogging click bait that is 6 or more months old.

Eric- Hey Jim, I think Fox News has an obsession with The Huffington Post.

Tim- Why's that Eric?

Eric- Because they're extensively Clickbateing Their Facebook Messenger article from 8 months ago.

by Al3xand3rTh3Gr3at August 22, 2014

Clickbate

Anyone who types this instead of " clickbait " is obviously below the age of 12. You've gotta correct them and make them understand that it's called clickbait.

Me : WOW !!11 XDD::DDD THIS VIDDEEEO WAS CLICKBATE!

by Alians November 18, 2016

Clickbate

Clitoral masturbation

I clickbated until I was raw last night

by Hiro01 March 25, 2021

Clickbate

/klik-buh-ay-tuh/
A physical or verbal threat of beating the viewer up if they do not consent to watch your 3am challenge videos.

"Hey Criss, please watch my new video, '*NEW* YOUTUBER SIMULATOR Mod in Among Us'."
"no"
"im gonna beat you up criss YOURE GONNA PERISH AS WE SPEAK. WTACH MY *NEW* YOUTUBER SIMULATOR Mod in Among Us VIDEO NOWWWWWWWWWWW"
"STOP NO I'LL WATCH YOUR CASHCOW CLICKBATE VIDEO PLZZZZZZZZ"

by Jimmy Johnson Piezonoes November 1, 2021