Clickurbate

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The insatiable act of consume as much of an individual dramatic, salacious or violent topic online as possible.

When one clickurbates, they impulsively follow a dramatic or shocking story online by clicking feverishly from one site to another in a desperate attempt to consume as much information on a specific topic as possible.

Generally but not exclusively, the stories or topics people clickurbate most over, are new celebrity scandal or resonant occurrences of violence acts such as a sudden mass shooting.

When he became aware of the shooting, he clickurbated on that story all afternoon.

Clickurbate by Spaz-Dick October 9, 2015

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Cliturbate

The act of masurbation for a female that involves rubbing, tapping, creating circular motions, or using a vibrator on one's clitoris in order to reach orgasm.

*Does not include fingering/using a vibrator on oneself

-She was so horny, she locked herself in the bathroom to cliturbate for hours!

-She didn't always orgasm while fingering herself, but cliturbating was like heaven for her.

Cliturbate by Jack&Jill008 March 11, 2009

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clickbate

Masturbating to a metronome for an even rhythm

My wanking coordination is so rickety that I can't dollop unless I clickbate.

clickbate by Vevralavoo November 15, 2019

Clickbate

Republishing, re-posting, or re-blogging click bait that is 6 or more months old.

Eric- Hey Jim, I think Fox News has an obsession with The Huffington Post.

Tim- Why's that Eric?

Eric- Because they're extensively Clickbateing Their Facebook Messenger article from 8 months ago.

Clickbate by Al3xand3rTh3Gr3at August 22, 2014

Clickbate

Anyone who types this instead of " clickbait " is obviously below the age of 12. You've gotta correct them and make them understand that it's called clickbait.

Me : WOW !!11 XDD::DDD THIS VIDDEEEO WAS CLICKBATE!

Clickbate by Alians November 18, 2016

Clickbate

Clitoral masturbation

I clickbated until I was raw last night

Clickbate by Hiro01 March 25, 2021

Clickbate

/klik-buh-ay-tuh/
A physical or verbal threat of beating the viewer up if they do not consent to watch your 3am challenge videos.

"Hey Criss, please watch my new video, '*NEW* YOUTUBER SIMULATOR Mod in Among Us'."
"no"
"im gonna beat you up criss YOURE GONNA PERISH AS WE SPEAK. WTACH MY *NEW* YOUTUBER SIMULATOR Mod in Among Us VIDEO NOWWWWWWWWWWW"
"STOP NO I'LL WATCH YOUR CASHCOW CLICKBATE VIDEO PLZZZZZZZZ"

Clickbate by Jimmy Johnson Piezonoes November 1, 2021

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026