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clevland steamer 

The act of wrapping a females face with serran wrap, and proceeding to shit on it. therefore the shit will build steam under the serran wrap.
After purchasing some reynolds wrap, i shitted on that whores face and it got all steamy.
clevland steamer by C Murdah May 19, 2005
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Clevland Steamer 

A complete idiots way to spell "Cleveland Steamer."
I spell like someone from a third world country... "CLEVLAND STEAMER" is it?
Clevland Steamer by semajsirhc June 21, 2009

clevland steamer 

While fucking a girl, you pull your dick out, stand over her, and shit on her chest.
Linda was so bad in bed last night I had to give her a clevland steamer.
clevland steamer by E Rock123 November 13, 2006

clevland steamer 

1. In the process of tit fucking a woman the man leaves a tread mark on the woman's chest.
I was tit fucking Angela and she wanted me to give her a clevland steamer.
clevland steamer by Timoteo Lopez September 24, 2005

clevland steamer 

when you fuck a chick and you use a bunch of lube and when your done the poop just slides out on her chest or vis-versa
i met a ho at da club and me,mark, and danny gave her a clevland steamer.

clevland steamer 

To have sex with a girl, pee on her back and then never talk to her again
Last night I gave so girl a clevland steamer.
clevland steamer by Lia May 13, 2005

Modified Cleveland Steamer 

1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.

2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.
Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!

Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."
Modified Cleveland Steamer by wmbdover September 26, 2012
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