Clerpes

A chlamydia/herpes super virus, first diagnosed on the campus of the University of British Columbia in fall of 2009.
Symptoms include: attractiveness, guilt trips, baseball skills and inability to sleep in your own bed.

Although a new and somewhat rare disease, students of UBC have taken to wearing brown ribbons to support "Clerpes Awareness Week".
Clerpes Awareness Week is observed any weekend when someone with the last name "Brown" has sex.

Hey, that guy totally got Clerpes from the girl at the Pit Pub.

by SupportClerpesCureResearch November 22, 2009

cuerpesito

can sometimes mean "pretty body" in spanish

Besos por todo tu cuerpesito. "Kisses on all of your pretty body."

by Un poco espanol December 3, 2006

Chlerpes

A mix between Chlamydia and Herpes. Someone has Chlerpes when they have both Chlamydia and Herpes, it is not an actual disease.

I hope I don't get chlerpes from that chick I screwed last night.

by SygnusX1 July 16, 2008

Cherpes

A slang term used for a case of herpes contracted in a Chinese brothel.

Coined through the abbreviation of "Chinese Herpes".

Pronounced: "chirps"

I hear Chris got a vicious case of cherpes from that Chinese brothel he visited! Ew!

by Alice B. Hind May 2, 2008

Clerped

Another way of saying that something is messed up.

I love wearing my clerped sandals and I don't care about anybody elses opinions on them. I think they're great.

by CuunCuunLips January 4, 2022

Chlerpes

When someone gets Chlamidia and Herpes at the same time.

That guy got Chlerpes from some skank down the street.

by Cranjis July 26, 2017

cherpes

Chacne, chin acne, so pervasive it resembles an outbreak of herpes.

Gross, Brenda's cherpes are out of control.
Thank goodness my cherpes have gone away, now I only have a mild case of chacne.

by Skelly922 September 1, 2008