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A mix between Chlamydia and Herpes. Someone has Chlerpes when they have both Chlamydia and Herpes, it is not an actual disease.
I hope I don't get chlerpes from that chick I screwed last night.
by SygnusX1 February 16, 2006

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Noun. A turban made from skeet, usually towering 30-40 feet high. In most cases, it is administered by a man wearing a clown suit. Occaisionally, the wearer will decorate it with slabs of beef in a ritual manner. The skeet turban originated as a Final Fantasy XI mod. You had to be at least level 67 to wear it.
Dude, did you see the size of that skeet turban on that guy?
by SygnusX1 February 14, 2006

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