Clerpies 

Clerpies is a hybrid strain of STI/STD. The origin of this mutant strain is highly debated amongst epidemiologists. Contact tracing suggest the disease originated in the south western suburbs of South Australia.

However, recent drilling samples suggest it could be a placebo.

Fortunately, Clerpies can be easily tested via oral medication.

Make sure you tarp up she has Clerpies.

Clerpies by UncyYeahYeah December 17, 2022

Cleppies 

A really autistic person. Retard.

You are so cleppies. Haha you got cleppies!

Cleppies by Cleppie's lover November 1, 2019

Cherpies 

A terrible discease. Much like regular herpies, cherpies is Chinease Herpies.

Judy gave Saydee cherpies last night.

Cherpies by .:.:.:. April 11, 2010

Cherpies 

When you are cherpsing someone, but catch herpes from them.

"What a waste of a cherps, all he got from her was cherpies!"

Cherpies by GayAndyBaby September 3, 2009

Clerpes

A chlamydia/herpes super virus, first diagnosed on the campus of the University of British Columbia in fall of 2009.
Symptoms include: attractiveness, guilt trips, baseball skills and inability to sleep in your own bed.

Although a new and somewhat rare disease, students of UBC have taken to wearing brown ribbons to support "Clerpes Awareness Week".
Clerpes Awareness Week is observed any weekend when someone with the last name "Brown" has sex.

Hey, that guy totally got Clerpes from the girl at the Pit Pub.

Clerpes by SupportClerpesCureResearch November 22, 2009