Clerpies is a hybrid strain of STI/STD. The origin of this mutant strain is highly debated amongst epidemiologists. Contact tracing suggest the disease originated in the south western suburbs of South Australia.
However, recent drilling samples suggest it could be a placebo.
Fortunately, Clerpies can be easily tested via oral medication.
However, recent drilling samples suggest it could be a placebo.
Fortunately, Clerpies can be easily tested via oral medication.
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Symptoms include: attractiveness, guilt trips, baseball skills and inability to sleep in your own bed.
Although a new and somewhat rare disease, students of UBC have taken to wearing brown ribbons to support "Clerpes Awareness Week".
Clerpes Awareness Week is observed any weekend when someone with the last name "Brown" has sex.
Symptoms include: attractiveness, guilt trips, baseball skills and inability to sleep in your own bed.
Although a new and somewhat rare disease, students of UBC have taken to wearing brown ribbons to support "Clerpes Awareness Week".
Clerpes Awareness Week is observed any weekend when someone with the last name "Brown" has sex.
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