Cled

A person who ruins your buzz on a night out (wether it be chemcially assisted or not). A uni-sex term for someone who seems to demand attention but who doesnt return anything to the group dynamic.

Guy 1: Mate anytime I hear her speaking I immediately stop listening. She really is Buzz Killington tonight

Guy2: she is such a Cled!

Guy 1: Total Cled! I dont know if I am longed out or pranged out but I know she is the originator of this fun void we find ourselves in.

by BlackAndy October 25, 2010

cleds

The pieces of hair that grow closest to the anus which sometimes collect feces known as dingleberries

The Dingle berries that hung from my cleds were huge.

by Andrew Monda January 13, 2009

cled

verb. the act of severely beating someone with an insulin pump.

"benji, if you make one more diabetes joke, i'm funna cled the shit out of you!

by rileymoore July 04, 2008

cled

a woman's genitals

woman:lick my fucking cled
man: you have to buy me a drink first

by Tesseratops August 15, 2008

cled

crusty and unshaven

hey did you see that big girl walk by today?
yeah man i bet she was soo cled.

by chewbacca_slayer April 04, 2009

ec-cled

1: to manage, manipulate or utilize skillfully
2: to control or play upon by artful, unfair, or insidious means especially to one's own advantage
3: to change by artful or unfair means so as to serve one's own purpose and personal agenda
4: to give a mistaken impression through verbal misrepresentation typically in order to gain personal advantage

If you come to buy a new car and have a trade-in but the trade-in is not present, and you get your boss to do a sight unseen bid with the salesmen's misrepresented facts about the car and he gives the customer $2,000. Then when the trade-in shows up it is in bad shape, dosen't run and is worth $500. The boss has just been "ec-cled"

by Superior Sales September 22, 2010

Si cled var

To not understand the science of sussy imposter in the real world of the night in the slums

I did not Si cled var when I saw the crusty figure.

by YoSoyDaisy Moreno y bajo January 20, 2022