Clean Runway

When you take a shit and start wiping, but there’s no feces to wipe up

Guy 1: Damn, that was quick! I thought you said you were pooping?
Guy 2: I was bro, but I had a clean runway.

Clean Runway by kuntloondi March 13, 2020

clear runway 

An empty anal chamber whose pristine status allows the fart to exit with powerful resonance.

It startled you out of your sleep like that because I had a clear runway.

clear runway by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018

clear the runway 

When Patrick Ewing (Sr.) and his sandpaper tongue go down on a 14-year-old white girl in preparation for acts to come later that evening.

Ewing: Slip dem pannies, cunnie. I'mza gonna clear the runway.
14-year-old white girl: Yes, sir.

clear the runway by WNether March 23, 2008