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Definitions by kuntloondi

Clean Runway

When you take a shit and start wiping, but there’s no feces to wipe up
Guy 1: Damn, that was quick! I thought you said you were pooping?
Guy 2: I was bro, but I had a clean runway.
Clean Runway by kuntloondi March 13, 2020

March 12, 2020 

This will go down as one of the strangest days in history, with the coronavirus inevitably “shutting down” the world
“Hey man, remember how weird March 12, 2020 was?”

“Yeah, it was wild! All the major sports shut down and we got out of school early!”
March 12, 2020 by kuntloondi March 13, 2020